Sunday, April 9, 2017

Bagel Infernos, Medium Rare Chicken and Stearoyl Lactalyte

Do you cook? Most definitely. I cook everything all the time. I love to do it, and anyone involved socially will hear all about that dough I made the night previous. I think cooking is extremely important. I think some people were made to cook. I mean, anyone CAN. If you're literate you can follow a series of steps to success. It's different for me though because I can look at a table of ingredients and plan everything, and even taste it. Cooking I guess isn't easy for some people otherwise there wouldn't be 911 calls about toaster ovens and bagels that have become the "LIT" brunch centerpiece, or ruined first dates of medium rare chicken... the latter is just stupidity.

I think it is also important to know what's in food and hopefully be able to pronounce it (ahem stearoyl latcalyte) which is in poptarts... I don't know what it does, but it probably gives it the shelf life of prehistoric bacteria.

2 comments:

  1. Cooking is definitely something that some people are just better at than others. Also who doesn't love a nice extra smokey bagel in the morning.

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  2. I wish I could cook like you because you seem so into it. I can bake but real food isn't my strong suit. Also your grilled cheeses are 12/10.

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